Dionne Quintuplets Blowing out Candles on Their Birthday Cakes

Five Days of Birthday

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and coming out to celebrate! And just to clear things up, no I’m not 22, or a model, or a European princess, but I am 28 and a freelancer and excited to get health insurance so you know… just as awesome.

27 Is The Age For Love

In a few months, maybe I’ll find myself actually engaging in romantic relationships where longevity is an actual possibility. Or maybe I’ll just keep dating the hell out of this city, until it cries uncle. I mean, I need something to occupy my time.