Dear Uterus

posted by Juliane on 10.03.2009, under Blog
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Dear Uterus,

While I appreciate your very constructive criticism toward the direction the executive board is taking with this body’s future, I feel I did not fully emphasize the importance of system cohesion during our conference this morning.

I understand and deeply admire your goals.  However, please respect that we are all part of one biological team and, in effect, need to acknowledge each other’s contributions and purposes.  Unfortunately, as much as we all recognize the merits of your case, insemination does not conform to our current mission statement.  Admittedly, things may change and should that be the case, I promise you will be the first to know.

I speak for everyone when I say we truly appreciate your lively participation in group discussions.  Please don’t let this discourage you from voicing your ideas and opinions in future meetings.  Also, Legs is running a half-marathon in two weeks and I’m sure she’d love for you to be there.

Best Regards,

Brain

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